Captain Wolfrand The 42nd

This is a place where I reblog things and act cynical.

hejibits:

gun perspective in FPS games doesn’t make any sense

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swornswans:

bralpha:

bralpha:

so yesterday i got home from my best friend’s birthday party and thirty seconds later my sister comes into my room and asks me if i can keep a secret and i said it depends and she pulled a fucking cat out from behind her back and i was like “i think we can keep this between us”

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his name is peanut and hes this country’s most precious secret 

well now 171 people know about this you had one job

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m-e-s-t-i-z-a:

Pura verdad

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When a video game lets you move during extended dialogue:
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awkward-fallen-angel:

rustboro-city:

hailhydrangeas:

visual-hana:

comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime

optimus prime

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child-of-thanatos:

leftists:

In fifth grade we were making little clay statues and mine came out shitty so I left a big air pocket in it so it would explode when the teacher put it in the kiln and it exploded so hard it destroyed ten other kids’s statues and they were all on the verge of tears I thought it was really funny I still do

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frisky4eyes:

alpaca-b0wl:

openlyawesome:

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openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

someone’s building an actual Krusty Krab less than 6 miles from where i live

no really, it’s in construction

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it’s coming along nicely

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they put up the flags

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Updates:

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WHERE IS THIS

A REAL LIFE KRUSTY KRAB

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cradlejack:

like this man is some kind of genius on a level I can’t even understand

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princess-ruto:

i got sad when the dog got captured

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Panic! At the Disco
Bittersweet (Bonus Track)
Vices & Virtues (Deluxe Version)
85,807 plays

cheddarcheeese:

Bittersweet - Panic! at the Disco

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