Captain Wolfrand The 42nd

This is a place where I reblog things and act cynical.

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IMAGINE HAVING A BED OUT OF THAT

LIKE SLEEPING ON A LITERAL CLOUD

THIS PERSON GETS IT

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blakanubis:

That feeling you get during a dry spell on Tumblr, save for that one sole spike in likes and reblogs.

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taco-bell-rey:

Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide - Waxing Your Chest

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hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

thats dope tho

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that’s almost too cruel
almost

I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I was able to smile gently and say “God, possibly, since I wrote the game.” And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who’d done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid. …It was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. I’d never had a referent for the word “slink” for a full grown male before. As in “slink away in utter dejection.” I smiled for at least three days without stopping. And am smiling now… I had completely forgotten about this.

Reblogging because “I beat the game” is fantastic, but “I wrote the damn thing” is even better.

I’m not a gamer but I’ll always reblog these.

Vicious. I love it.

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crunchier:

trying to do your homework and being on tumblr at the same timeimage

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Can’t wait to be King

TODAYS THE DAY, BITCHES!!!

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sophiathepsychotic:

i was looking up gay marriage and i just

*evil laughs*

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